Tumblr (3.0; @seinfeldcaps)http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leiofxYWYb1qbyeqno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Elaine</strong>: You wanna taste mine?<br/><strong>George</strong>: Oh, you wanna taste <em>mine</em>?<br/><strong>Elaine</strong>: No I don’t.<br/><strong>George</strong>: If you wanna taste mine, you don’t have to offer me some of yours.<br/><strong>Elaine</strong>: Alright, let’s just forget it.</p> <p><em>5.07 - The Non-Fat Yogurt</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2599487751http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2599487751Tue, 04 Jan 2011 16:16:45 -0500seinfeldtvthe non-fat yogurtseason 5elaine benesgeorge costanza<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldwbd7EuEY1qbyeqno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Frank</strong>: …And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them ALL THE WAYS THEY HAVE DISAPPOINTED YOU OVER THE PAST YEAR!<br/><strong>Kramer</strong>: And is there a tree?<br/><strong>Frank</strong>: No, instead there’s an aluminum pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.<br/><strong>Kramer</strong>: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch. <br/><strong>Frank</strong>: Let’s do it, then! Festivus is back! I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space!</p> <p><em>9.10 - The Strike</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2434286087http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2434286087Thu, 23 Dec 2010 14:27:07 -0500seinfeldtvthe strikeseason 9frank costanzakramerfestivus<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldv438svMw1qbyeqno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Elaine</strong>: What?<br/><strong>George</strong>: Nothing. It’s a card from my dad.<br/><strong>Elaine</strong>: What is it? “Dear son, Happy Festivus”? What is Festivus?<br/><strong>George</strong>: It’s nothing. <br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: When George was growing up —<br/><strong>George</strong>: Jerry, NO!<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: — his father hated all commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday.<br/><strong>Elaine</strong>: Ohhhhh, and another piece of the puzzle falls into place.<br/><strong>George</strong>: Alright. <br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: And instead of a tree, didn’t your father put up an aluminum pole?<br/><strong>George</strong>: Alright, Jerry, stop it!<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: And weren’t there always Feats of Strength that always ended up with you crying?<br/><strong>George</strong>: I can’t take it any more, I’m going to work! You happy now?!</p> <p><em>9.10 - The Strike</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2425572353http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2425572353Wed, 22 Dec 2010 22:52:19 -0500seinfeldtvthe strikeseason 9george costanzajerry seinfeldelaine benesfestivus<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldggnmLBdT1qbyeqno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Jerry</strong>: What are you doing?<br/><strong>Kramer</strong>: Getting some cereal.<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: That’s — that’s tomato juice!<br/><strong>Kramer</strong>: That looked like milk to me!</p> <p><em>8.08 - The Chicken Roaster</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2321925684http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2321925684Wed, 15 Dec 2010 00:59:46 -0500seinfeldtvthe chicken roasterseason 8kramerjerry seinfeld<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld5gkl4OYV1qbyeqno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Jerry</strong>: It was a scratch!</p> <p><em>4.13 - The Pick</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2152348464http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2152348464Thu, 09 Dec 2010 02:24:21 -0500seinfeldtvthe pickseason 4jerry seinfeld<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld1lkbvxpK1qbyeqno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Newman</strong>: Okay, what is it?<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: Here, take a look at this card, tell me if you notice anything unusual about it.<br/><strong>Newman</strong>: Yeah, your nipple’s showing.<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: Okay, thanks.<br/><strong>Newman</strong>: Anything else?<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: No.<br/><strong>Newman</strong>: Alright. See you later.</p> <p><em>4.13 - The Pick</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2129441623http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/2129441623Tue, 07 Dec 2010 00:21:00 -0500seinfeldtvthe pickseason 4jerry seinfeldnewman<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgdwykC7i1qbyeqno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>TV Announcer</strong>: It looks like Woody Woodpecker is running out of air. In fact, he’s collapsing.<br/><strong>Kramer</strong>: Those kids look <em>pretty </em>disappointed.<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: Especially that big kid up in the front. How old is he?</p> <p><em>6.08 - The Mom and Pop Store</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1682335038http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1682335038Thu, 25 Nov 2010 13:26:58 -0500seinfeldtvthe mom and pop storeseason 6jerry seinfeldkramermr. pitt<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcbot8zfTk1qbyeqno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Kramer</strong>: I really like those glasses he was wearing. Where’d he get those?<br/><strong>Elaine</strong>: Why? You don’t wear glasses.<br/><strong>Kramer</strong>: I know, I know, but I need a new look. I’m stagnating. <br/><strong>George</strong>: I have to say, as a glasses wearer, I take exception to that. That’s like me buying a wheelchair to cruise around in. <br/><strong>Kramer</strong>: Yeah, I’ve considered that.</p> <p><em>6.13 - The Scofflaw</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1656117991http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1656117991Tue, 23 Nov 2010 00:34:20 -0500seinfeldtvthe scofflawseason 6george costanzakramerelaine benes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc64dlYCIc1qbyeqno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>George</strong>: Can’t you just switch with another midget?<br/><strong>Mickey</strong>: It’s “little people”. You got that?</p> <p><em>5.16 - The Stand</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1624710088http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1624710088Sat, 20 Nov 2010 00:24:57 -0500seinfeldtvthe standseason 5george costanzamickey<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc26eqgiVT1qbyeqno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Susan</strong>: I’ll tell you, I’d never name <em>my </em>child Soda.<br/><strong>George</strong>: Oh, no, no, no, of course not. I’ve got a great name for <em>our </em>kids. Real original. You wanna know what it is? Hmm? You ready?<br/><strong>Susan</strong>: Yeah?<br/><em>(George whistles and draws a seven in the air)</em><br/><strong>Susan</strong>: What is that, sign language?<br/><strong>George</strong>: No. <em>Seven</em>.</p> <p><em>7.13 - The Seven</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1605497866http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1605497866Wed, 17 Nov 2010 21:18:25 -0500seinfeldtvthe sevenseason 7george costanzasusan ross<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbyz5qE6D41qbyeqno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><em>8.04 - The Little Kicks</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1592896279http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1592896279Tue, 16 Nov 2010 14:09:38 -0500seinfeldtvthe little kicksseason 8elaine benes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbyy3zcvet1qbyeqno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Jerry</strong>: I never knew what to say to her about it! It was one of those problems I hoped would just go away!</p> <p><em>8.04 - The Little Kicks</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1589714525http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1589714525Tue, 16 Nov 2010 03:37:10 -0500seinfeldtvthe little kicksseason 8elaine benesjerry seinfeld<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbyx7c8WMa1qbyeqno1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><em>8.04 - The Little Kicks</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1589562129http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1589562129Tue, 16 Nov 2010 03:06:48 -0500seinfeldtvthe little kicksseason 8elaine benes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbyjzqI5in1qbyeqno1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Elaine</strong>: Hey, George, can you feel this?</p> <p><em>5.14 - The Dinner Party</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1587316254http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1587316254Mon, 15 Nov 2010 22:21:25 -0500seinfeldtvthe dinner partyseason 5george costanzaelaine benesjerry seinfeld<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbwc160s4i1qbyeqno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Elaine</strong>: You should see his bathrobe, man. It’s all silk.<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: Yeah? Does he wear slippers, I bet he wears slippers.<br/><strong>Elaine</strong>: He does! How’d you know that?<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: I can tell.</p> <p><em>3.11 - The Alternate Side</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1575819786http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1575819786Sun, 14 Nov 2010 17:34:18 -0500seinfeldtvthe alternate sideseason 3jerry seinfeldelaine benes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbqv8bQnvA1qbyeqno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Jerry</strong>: Leo, I saw you at Brentano’s yesterday. <br/><strong>Uncle Leo</strong>: Why didn’t you say ‘Hello’?<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: Because you were too busy stealing a book.<br/><strong>Uncle Leo</strong>: You still say ‘Hello’!</p> <p><em>9.17 - The Bookstore</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1547174715http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1547174715Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:43:23 -0500seinfeldtvthe bookstoreseason 9jerry seinfelduncle leo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmsog3TsU1qbyeqno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Walter</strong>: So, Elaine…are you going to dance this year?<br/><strong>Elaine</strong>: Maybe. All over your face!<br/><strong>Waitress</strong>: If you do dance, the cooks want to know so they can be brought out of the kitchen. They missed it last year.</p> <p><em>9.17 - The Bookstore</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1526551044http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1526551044Tue, 09 Nov 2010 13:57:52 -0500seinfeldtvthe bookstoreseason 9elaine benes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbf9toDCLK1qbyeqno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>George</strong>: It never ends, this present stuff. Engagement present, then they get married, you gotta get ‘em something for that. Then a baby, there’s another present. Then the baby’s gettin’ their presents. I don’t even <em>like </em>Drake!<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: You don’t like the Drake?<br/><strong>George</strong>: Hate the Drake.<br/><strong>Elaine</strong>: I <em>love </em>the Drake!<br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: How could you not like the Drake?<br/><strong>George</strong>: Who’s the Drake?<br/><strong>Elaine</strong>: Who’s the Drake?! <br/><strong>Jerry</strong>: The Drake is good!</p> <p><em>4.22 - The Handicap Spot</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1488936674http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1488936674Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:27:24 -0400seinfeldtvthe handicap spotseason 4jerry seinfeldelaine benesgeorge costanza<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbc9bkaiji1qbyeqno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Jerry</strong>: They act like it was some act of charity just goin’ out with her!<br/><strong>George</strong>: Well, she’s the loser of the group. Every group has someone that they all make fun of. Like us with Elaine.</p> <p><em>8.14 - The Van Buren Boys</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1475879067http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1475879067Wed, 03 Nov 2010 22:23:44 -0400seinfeldtvthe van buren boysseason 8jerry seinfeldgeorge costanza<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb8t3nojZC1qbyeqno1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>George</strong>: What do you want to do when you grow up?<br/><strong>Steven</strong>: I’ve been telling people that I’d like to be an architect.</p> <p><em>8.14 - The Van Buren Boys</em></p>http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1459562304http://seinfeldcaps.tumblr.com/post/1459562304Tue, 02 Nov 2010 01:40:00 -0400seinfeldtvthe van buren boysseason 8george costanza